Hammie Milking Money

Watch Hammie with those money?

We noticed City Hall has had major injections of funds amounting to billions of dollars from the Government of Guyana and Japan over the last few days.

Watch Hammie Green with those moneys!

She Keeps Going and Going

This is one lady of strong character, she has endured so much in her life from imprisonment to beatings etc at the hands of the opposition elements, yet today she still continues the struggle in fact she leads the struggle for a better Guyana.
My hats off to you Ma'm

Egyptian Ambassador Delivers Lecture

Dr. Ahmed Hassan Ibrahim Darwish , Ambassador of the Republic Egypt based in Brazil, delivered a lecture on the current situation in the Middle East. It was a presentation filled with hope for a peace process in that part of world.
He is a very experienced diplomat having served at missions in New York, Bangkok, Amman, Stockholm and Windheok. He speaks Arabic, English and German.
Ambassador Darwish presented his credentials to H.E President Jagdeo today.

Definition of 'Meaningful Consultations'

MEANINGFUL CONSULTATIONS-You were informed,thus you have been consulted

Corbin shits on GECOM!

-appoints his brother as a GECOM Commissioner after 'meaningful consultations' with AFC & GAP-ROAR

Charles Corbin has been appointed as a commissioner of the Guyana Elections Commission (GECOM) yesterday.
Corbin, who is the brother of main opposition party leader Robert Corbin, was sworn in to replace attorney Lloyd Joseph, who died suddenly last July.

The law only requires that the opposition leader meaningfully consult with the parliamentary opposition parties in parliament before advising the president on the three opposition-nominated members of the commission. Trotman recalled that prior to the recent vacancy created by Joseph’s death there had been a vacancy on the commission as a result of the resignation of Haslyn Parris. In that instance, he said both AFC and GAP-ROAR supported the PNCR-1G’s proposal of Vincent Alexander to take up the post. On this occasion he said the two parties should have had the say on the nominee.

He said the two small parties did not support Corbin’s nomination in principle though they had nothing against him at a personal level.

The DPP's 19yr old driver!

Chronicle: NICHOLAS Waddell, 19 has been charged with simple larceny.
Before Acting Chief Magistrate Melissa Robertson-Ogle yesterday, it was alleged that, on March 9, he stole a tape deck valued $15,000, property of Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP), Shalimar Ali-Hack.
Police Inspector Denise Griffith, prosecuting, said the defendant is the virtual complainant’s driver, who usually parks her vehicle in the CIOG, Woolford Avenue, Thomas Lands, Georgetown compound.

The complaints of a Lover!

We intercepted an E-mail which was written by a high ranking government official and sent to a certain media operative whom he shares an ongoing relationship with despite being happily married.

We have edited it to protect the identities of the two and also out of fear that we might be subjected to a fate similar to the Livinguyana Blog.

Dear *******,

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

• 54 times the sheet were too clean
• 17 times it was too late
• 49 times you were too tired
• 20 times it was too hot
• 15 times you pretended to be asleep
• 22 times you had a headache
• 17 times you were afraid of waking your kids
• 16 times you said you were too sore
• 12 times it was the wrong time of the month
• 19 times you had to get up early
• 9 times you said you weren't in the mood
• 7 times you said your tooth was aching
• 6 times you were too busy watching American Idol
• 5 times you didn't want to mess up your hair do
• 3 times you said the neighbour would hear us
• 9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because;

• 6 times you just laid there
• 8 times you reminded me that there's a hole in the wall
• 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
• 7 times I had to wake you up and tell you that I was finished
• 1 time I was afraid that I had hurt you because I felt you move

Roger Khan's debut Album to be in stores shortly!

Roger Khan

Music fans the World over are eagerly awaiting the release of Guyanese 'Singer' Roger Khan's debut album release titled 'De Phantom of De Opera' which is scheduled to be released very shortly. The album is jointly produced by the U.S D.E.A. along with the FBI and is likely to taste huge success, particularly with Guyanese music lovers.

The album features songs titled 'I fall to pieces', a duet with another Guyanese singer, David Clarke titled 'It's either or either' and another where he's reportedly lashing out at local politicians titled 'On what a tangled web that we weave'.

Already music lovers are touting this as one that is bound to top the charts with its ear catching beats, synchronization and catchy lyrics.

Japanese Ambassador Visits Water Conservancy

The Japanese Ambassador to the Eastern Caribbean, Guyana and Suriname, Mr. Iawata visited the East Demarara Water Conservancy to get a first hand look at the site. It may be recalled that a project proposal was submitted to the Japanese Government last year to fund the rehabilitation of the conservancy to prevent another major flood disaster on the coast. The estimated cost for this project is US$6 MILLION. The Ambassador was convinced that this proposal will be favorably considered by the Japanese Government. Other members of his delegation included his wife, the political affairs officer the Embassy of Japan Mr. Kaotaka.

Stanford Sucker!

You guys must have remembered Lennox Cush of Stanford 20/20 fame. This same Cush is reported to be one of the victims of Standord's fraudulent buisness. Here is is seen patronizing Director of Sport and a Presidential Advisor