Top 10 Reasons Why I'm a Skunt!
10. I'm a traitor
9. I sold my duty free concession
8. I defend drug dealers
7. I took donations from the 'Pepper-sauce man'
6. I'm in bed with the PNC
5. I'm uglier than Freddie Kissoon
4. I'm only loyal to Duke Street
3. I'm a good bringer and carrier of news
2. My wife think I watching other women when I'm watching her
1. I hired DICK and was COCKED